i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(Source: cheesecurl)

(Source: daenerysbreathesfire)

whotoldyouu:

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.

contradictionaddiction:

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same

harryflack:

call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

 

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”